The Last Supper

Tis the night before the cleanse and although not in full effect yet, I am psyched. With mixed reviews from every angle, I am opting to just go for it. Knowing that there will be no food in the future for a long while is somewhat intriguing to me. How will I feel? How hungry will I actually be? Will it be agonizing to even think or hear about food?? Questions that pop in and out of my head all night long. In order to seize the "day" or simply said: say goodbye to food was none other then a BIG night out. No booze, no ambiance, just good old chicken wings and pizza, side of ranch and another side of hot sauce. Of course there was the overindulgence, that would put anyone in utter disgust, but I was sure to make it clear to those having to witness this pig fest that " I am starting the cleanse tomorrow am". I would be checked out of society and solely focusing in on myself and accomplishing this 10 day challenge. Once again, tis the night before the cleanse and we're ready to go...stay tuned...this should be interesting...... -Chel

Good Fucking Lord Almighty- I.am.full. So, Chel and I had toyed with the idea of doing the cleanse together, and somehow our fridge is now full of lemons and water. I have done this cleanse before, although never with a buddy- a welcome change, as an ally throughout the process I'm sure will prove invaluable. I'm nervous about sitting at work all day dreaming of food, and am hoping no one notices that I wont be eating and instead will be drinking a delicious-albeit urine colored- beverage exclusively for 10 days. I must however admit that the idea of looking like a svelte babe are the sole motivators for me taking up this challenge.. and the health benefits.. bla bla liver detox bla bla healthy lifestyle modifications bla bla... Thin-Is-In-On-My-Birthday! ... and coincidentally that is exactly when I'll be reintroducing food into my system (aka tequila shots). Well, there's no turning back now. No siree, not after we inhaled a pizza and wings as our appropriately title post would imply: Last Supper. I few words to the virgin cleansers- invest in Baby Wipes, turn your phone off until you're done with the cleanse, and hold on- its going to get weird. (As Luis said, "You're going to see people and youre going to want to eat them.") -Dulce


PS- Chel and I are going over her new inventory for chelsells.com when I heard this quote:
...Dulce, would you ever wear this? Because when youre falling over like this (makes a Quazimotto meets Kate Moss meets Andre the Giant facial expression) from Anorexia, it will look great, your lil arm will look jusssssssst great.... (falls over laughing).....