DAY FOUR!!!!!

Welcome to my day, day 4 of the MASTER CLEANSE!!! I am actually quite surprised at how far I have made it, but it is true what they say, that it only gets easier. Although, I do have a splitting headache which means that i need to make ANOTHER lemonade...tbc...

Hello DAY 3!

Hellooooo day 3, although I am still not hungry, I am absolutely and positively exhausted. No joke, I could fall asleep right here right now as I am writing this. Maybe the lack of coffee, cigarettes, food intake, but all in all, I am going with all of the above. Interesting tho, all of the changes that I am noticing here. My senses are dead on, not that it is necessarily a good thing right now, but yes I can smell the Chinese food cooking somewhere in the mile radius I am at. Also, my headaches have seized and now I feel sore in some areas...excuse me while i stand up to stretch.

In efforts to speed up the process that usually comes somewhere between 9 and 11, I decided to have a double dosage of Smooth Move Tea, note to self: Stick to a single serving please, I was up in a compromising position somewhere around 3am, not fun. Other then that I am dominating day 3, for sure. About to make my way home for another, tasty and refreshing, lemonade concoction...cant wait. Oh , and in case you were wondering...NO, the salt water does not get any better ever...grossest combination of my life. Dulce has yet to try, although today might be the day for this lil lady.

Update from ms. dulce shortly.... -Chel

Dulce doing her first salt water flush, quite impressive :)

Day 2!

Well, let me just say I am surprisingly NOT hungry. As my day comes to an end I am pleasantly surprised at how my day has gone in terms of hunger and cravings...I will say I am EXHAUSTED. Started the day with a salt water flush (swf) although used less salt and therefore "less effective" and then chugged a lemonade and went about my day...lalalalalala.

As for my day...it was okay, I feel really tired and weak...not hungry just helpless. I have had about 4, 10 oz, lemonade drinks, although I think i should be drinking more. Tomorrow I will shoot for 6. Looking forward to my "bedtime" tea and ending day 2.

byebye. -chel

Day ONE

ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...i might actually puke. The salt water flush could possibly be grossest liquid I have ever consumed. The fact that I ever cringed at the thought of cherry cough syrup sounds just ridiculous at this point. As I stare at this ENORMOUS, half drank, quart, I thought I should take a moment before I have another go at it...shit is gross, really really gross. Okay, I'm going back at it...I was advised to stick around the house for an hour or so...wink*wink*.
Will update later today! Cheers to DAY ONE!!
*Hi Dulc! How are you my lil master cleanser?!
-Chel

Oh. my ........ I knew it was going to be like this I just knew it. All day headaches, exhaustion, but weirdly... not starving? I was just so incredibly tired ( I attribute this to the lack of coffee) but I've managed to hang tough so far. The most annoying thing about this cleanse is how everyone thinks its ok to give your two cents (and i'm talking about the workplace people- not blogland).

So..Day 1 is just moving right along. Thank god Chel is being somewhat objective with her posts, because I'm a total grouch. Off to get my nails done- Ling Ling here I come. Love, Dulce

way to be positive Chel!

doing salt water upon return. cant wait.

The Last Supper

Tis the night before the cleanse and although not in full effect yet, I am psyched. With mixed reviews from every angle, I am opting to just go for it. Knowing that there will be no food in the future for a long while is somewhat intriguing to me. How will I feel? How hungry will I actually be? Will it be agonizing to even think or hear about food?? Questions that pop in and out of my head all night long. In order to seize the "day" or simply said: say goodbye to food was none other then a BIG night out. No booze, no ambiance, just good old chicken wings and pizza, side of ranch and another side of hot sauce. Of course there was the overindulgence, that would put anyone in utter disgust, but I was sure to make it clear to those having to witness this pig fest that " I am starting the cleanse tomorrow am". I would be checked out of society and solely focusing in on myself and accomplishing this 10 day challenge. Once again, tis the night before the cleanse and we're ready to go...stay tuned...this should be interesting...... -Chel

Good Fucking Lord Almighty- I.am.full. So, Chel and I had toyed with the idea of doing the cleanse together, and somehow our fridge is now full of lemons and water. I have done this cleanse before, although never with a buddy- a welcome change, as an ally throughout the process I'm sure will prove invaluable. I'm nervous about sitting at work all day dreaming of food, and am hoping no one notices that I wont be eating and instead will be drinking a delicious-albeit urine colored- beverage exclusively for 10 days. I must however admit that the idea of looking like a svelte babe are the sole motivators for me taking up this challenge.. and the health benefits.. bla bla liver detox bla bla healthy lifestyle modifications bla bla... Thin-Is-In-On-My-Birthday! ... and coincidentally that is exactly when I'll be reintroducing food into my system (aka tequila shots). Well, there's no turning back now. No siree, not after we inhaled a pizza and wings as our appropriately title post would imply: Last Supper. I few words to the virgin cleansers- invest in Baby Wipes, turn your phone off until you're done with the cleanse, and hold on- its going to get weird. (As Luis said, "You're going to see people and youre going to want to eat them.") -Dulce


PS- Chel and I are going over her new inventory for chelsells.com when I heard this quote:
...Dulce, would you ever wear this? Because when youre falling over like this (makes a Quazimotto meets Kate Moss meets Andre the Giant facial expression) from Anorexia, it will look great, your lil arm will look jusssssssst great.... (falls over laughing).....